a closely cropped crap
Let me begin this story by saying i wasn't at my house. i was @ my b'd house. oops.
I took a poo this morning, and while it wasn't large, it was mighty (i ate icre cream last nt- nuf said?). I flushed but things started coming up instead of going down. I panicked. I raced on my bike to brooks- praying my bf would NOT come home b/c he forgot something, etc (he had just left for class).
i returned triumphant- w/ a plunger. sweaty, nervous and ready to plunge- but it had all gone down. Gone!!! Did tabby fix it?
I was in a panic that I'd crapped all over his man town on my last day there!!!!
I took a poo this morning, and while it wasn't large, it was mighty (i ate icre cream last nt- nuf said?). I flushed but things started coming up instead of going down. I panicked. I raced on my bike to brooks- praying my bf would NOT come home b/c he forgot something, etc (he had just left for class).
i returned triumphant- w/ a plunger. sweaty, nervous and ready to plunge- but it had all gone down. Gone!!! Did tabby fix it?
I was in a panic that I'd crapped all over his man town on my last day there!!!!

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