wipe it, wipe it good.

ok, so i find blogging a lil trite lately- cuz i have nothing dramatic to say.
but then there's this.

the locker room in my boathouse has these individually packaged girly wipes for your bits and i took one to try cuz i thouhgt it was novel. around the same time i got my skirt caught in my bike bits and needed to buy shout wipes for the grease stain.

so, i'm in the loo and there's no tp, so i decide to reach into my bookbag and try the girly wipe. i use it, feel refreshed and move on w/ my day.

later on i'm looking through my bag for something and happen upon said packaged girly wipe. but no shout wipe....

need i say more? i Shout-ed my vagine. ewwww... stain lifter.