not the same lil rebel i used to be

i haven't blogged lately b/c the messy, mysterious lassie of yesteryear has grown considerably and is up to new, and much more reputable things. haps not nearly as exciting as falling off barstools- but much more fulfilling. though i do still worry about queefing in gym class while doiung hello dolly's (leg splits on your back) and dropping terds while droppin bombs.

soon i'll have a new blog, completely unrelated to this one- to express myself in new, and mature ways.

i'll email yall to tell you what it is. unless i don't know you. then yer fukked.

i grant forgiveness

the drain company hath reimbursed me and apologized.

i am relieved and grateful.

now to sort out the floor retardation. when you can't sue the man who installed them b/c he disconnected his tele and the lumber co treats you like you have no clue you can actually sue them, it's hard to get ppl to take you seriously.

i will pee on them.